Should we ban left-handed marriage?

I think that we should outlaw left-handed marriage. How can I get a proposition on the 2010 California election ballot that would make it illegal for left-handed people to get married? I don't think left-handed people should be allowed to get married. It's just wrong. It's unnatural. I mean I know it has absolutely nothing to do with my life and it doesn't affect my life in any way, but still, I don't like it. It's an abomination! I don't want my children being taught in school that it's okay to be left-handed! Hey, the phobic religious fundies were able to outlaw gay marriage even though it didn't have anything to do with them or affect their lives in any way, but they were able to do it. I'm sick of left-handed people shoving their lifestyle down my throat! How can we ban left-handed marriage?